I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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