After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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