I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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