yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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