Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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