Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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