you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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