I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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