HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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