My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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