she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
