ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
