Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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