Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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