I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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