check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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