i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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