Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize