Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i out mim tonsoeep
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