Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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