Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The ass gains better be worth it
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