speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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