Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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