She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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