i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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