Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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