Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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