He kissed a someone with a penis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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