I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
