too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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