yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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