Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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