Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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