Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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