I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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