grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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