nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
where does the pee come out of this thing
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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