dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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