they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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