i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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