PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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