Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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