I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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