im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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