i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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