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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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