I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
