none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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