He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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