shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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