just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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