hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize
