Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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