are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am spending my child support on dildos
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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