i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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