Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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