You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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