I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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