Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
