i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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