I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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