We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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